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[Free] Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

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Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves Audible Audiobook – Unabridged


What would the story of Snow White be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves", a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to listen to it to believe it. 

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This audiobook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to listen to it. Download Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves now! 

The Funny Stories for Kids series, written by Dr. Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves is the first in this series, with more to come. 


Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has a bit of cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had a MPGG rating, it would probably be PG, and would be comparable to a modern episode of the Simpsons.



Product details

Listening Length 2 hours and 29 minutes
Author Tyler ShawRussell Sanders
Narrator JB Burgess
Whispersync for Voice Ready Release Date 24 September 2019
Publisher Dead Duck Media
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
Best Sellers Rank

19,545 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals)
9 in Fairy Tale Adaptations for Children
84 in Parody
537 in Science Fiction & Fantasy for Children (Audible Books & Originals)


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